The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[Montanan]

A video of the wonderfully fun Indian Hills signage. Enjoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LfLaR7NyAU

[Montanan]

FYI Conspiracy wingnuts.

[IslandHopper]

[OutOfControl]

A young woman joined the army and signed up with the paratroopers. She went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take her
first jump from an airplane. The next day, she called home to tell her mother the news.

'So, did you jump?' asked the mother.

"Well, let me tell you what happened," the girl said. "We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers.; About a dozen people got up and just walked out of the plane."

"Is that when you jumped?"asked her mother.

"Uh, no. The sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and threw them out the door."

''Did you jump then?" asked her mother.

"I'm getting to that. Everyone else had jumped, and I was the last one left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my butt."

"So, did you jump?''

"No. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I; grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds. He said to me, "Are you gonna jump or not?''; I said, 'No sir, I'm too scared.'"

"So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took out his you-know-what. I swear, Mom, it was about ten inches long and big around as a baseball bat! He said, 'Either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this little baby up your a$$.'"

"So, did you jump?" asked her mother.

"Well, a little, at first."

[Montanan]

Happy Father's Day

[Lodesman]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Happy Father's Day

Depends. Whose car is it?

[Montanan]

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She hugged me.

[Montanan]

I never dreamed that one day I would become a grumpy old man,
but here I am killing it.

[JPA Cate]

What happened, montanan? Hide your glasses from yourself again?

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

What happened, montanan? Hide your glasses from yourself again?

Yes, and I misplaced my mobile phone. It is not where I left it hanging on the kitchen wall connected to its curly cord.

I be like: Smart phone, dumb user.

It is weird being the same age as old people.

[Bullshooter]

Everyone seems to think this transexual stuff is new. Yet there was a prominent transexual in our nation's history:

Susan B. Anthony

[OldManMirage]

Originally Posted by Bullshooter

Everyone seems to think this transexual stuff is new. Yet there was a prominent transexual in our nation's history:

Susan B. Anthony

And it's not limited to people anymore either, apparently.

My wife and I were coming home from a camping trip this weekend and came across the "Trans" Florida Railroad Trail. I said to her "Look ! What now, do trains want to identify as cars or boats or something ? Sheesh, it never ends !!"

[Montanan]

Still learning something new every day.

[ChrisJHC]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Still learning something new every day.

Ummm, I can see three pedals, so isn’t that the brake and the clutch being pressed?

And what is this “gas” you’re talking about? My car uses petrol!

[JPA Cate]

Mmmm. Gas happens after ham hocks and beans.



....Please don't ask.

Ann