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Montanan · 31-07-2023, 14:21

While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?”

Mike replied:
“It’s junk”

Montanan · 31-07-2023, 14:22

My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with metaphors...
Came straight out of the blue. Took the wind right out of my sails.

Montanan · 31-07-2023, 14:24

My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull...

It's just a berth mark, he swears.

carlosproa · 31-07-2023, 16:43

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So this is children medicine in Nicaragua
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chrisr · 31-07-2023, 16:51

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probably for constipation ?

cheers,

**JPA Cate** · 31-07-2023, 19:44

Never: against fever, pain, and contains an antihistamine.

Sorry, that's not a joke. It is also labeled pediatric medicine.

If you think Internal Revenue Service when you look at it, that's the joke.

chrisr · 31-07-2023, 21:26

A refined and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, “You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

cheers,

carlosproa · 02-08-2023, 08:36

carlosproa · 02-08-2023, 14:59

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Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Never: against fever, pain, and contains an antihistamine.

Sorry, that's not a joke. It is also labeled pediatric medicine.

If you think Internal Revenue Service when you look at it, that's the joke.

The joke is about IRS, I am fully bilingual so need for translation