The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

Q: What's the nationality of someone with many knees?
A: Polynesian.

Q: What's the only nationality named after a body part?
A: Japaknees.

Q: What nationality is a happy tin?
A: American.

Q: Which ethnicity can never win or lose?
A: Thai.

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[Bullshooter]

OK, I had to ask the Google what is this thing about "Azaria"

Here is what I found: "Azaria Chantel Loren Chamberlain (11 June 1980 – 17 August 1980) was a nine-week-old Australian baby girl who was killed by a dingo on the night of the 17...."

So I think I get it now...

Here in Louisiana, we like to tell Cajun jokes, but the Cajuns I know don't seem to mind, as long as the jokes are just silly and not vicious. They are usually framed as Boudreaux jokes, where Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are the names of our foolhardy heroes.

So, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux needed some gifts for Valentine's day, so they went to Maison Blanche (a department store). A lady at the perfume counter waved them over to get them to try some perfume for their special ladies. She told Boudreaux to hold out his arm, sprayed some on his wrist, and said " Smell this one, it's on sale and we call it "Come To Me".

Boudreaux sniffed his wrist, turned to his friend, held out his arm to him and said "Hey Thibodeaux, dat smell like come to you?"

And if the mods let me get away with this one, I have more!

[goguygo]

Thanks Bullshooter for digging even deeper than me for the answer

I even googled and didn't come across that.



Thibodaux walks up to Boudreaux and says, Boudreaux, I've got some good news and some bad news; which do you want to hear first?

Told me the bad news, den the good news cheer me up!

Well git holt of yourself; we found your wife, dead, floating down the bayou.

Oh my ya! Das horrible! What could possibly be de good news?

Well, when we pulled her out the bayou, we found 4 or 8 blue crab on her.... We're gonna run her again in the morning!

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[HopCar]

Originally Posted by GordMay

Gord, it looks like they ran out of good intentions.

[JPA Cate]

Good One, HopCar.

I was wondering if there should also be a Handbaskets Here, sign on the side of the road.

[HopCar]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Good One, HopCar.

I was wondering if there should also be a Handbaskets Here, sign on the side of the road.

Right back at ya!

[GordMay]

[tkeithlu]

Telling an angry, argumentative woman to "calm down" has about the effect of throwing a brick into a washer on spin cycle.

[Bullshooter]

I’m not saying I need a pube trimmer, but when I get aroused, it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Talıban.

[GordMay]

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