The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[carlosproa]

Originally Posted by Montanan

So, how does Moses make his coffee?



The answer is…



・Hebrews it!





Ah, but I Noah guy who brews it better.

So, what airplane seat is always chosen by terrorists?

C4

[carlosproa]

What did rapper 50 cent do when he felt hungry?

58

[carlosproa]

Of course why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9

[carlosproa]

Why NASA concluded all astronauts of the space shuttle Challenger had a severe case of dandruff?
Because they found their Head and Shoulders

[Jim Cate]

^^^^
Naw, that was the woman they found on the beach in Jaws...

Jim

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[senormechanico]

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
You mihgt hvae typoglycemia

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by senormechanico

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
You mihgt hvae typoglycemia

completely agree...for years this has been my principal when typing

cheers,

[OutOfControl]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oKLUBvbQNOI

[Tupaia]

Originally Posted by senormechanico

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
You mihgt hvae typoglycemia

Joking aside.
I was taught to read contracts upside down.
Forces the brain to read every word.


What's the difference between a dead lawyer on the motorway and a dead snake on the motorway.


There are skid marks in front of the snake.

[GordMay]

I bought a sweater, that was picking up static electricity.
So, I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.

[goguygo]

[chrisr]

An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with a Tempo Mach 2 appears.

The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!"

He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?"

The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!"

The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that?

Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?"

The AirBus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the washroom, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry."

The moral of the story is: When you’re young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, you learn that comfort and peace are more important.

This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older and Smarter.

Dedicated to all my senior friends ~ it’s time to slow down and enjoy the rest of the trip. ��❤

cheers,

[goguygo]

Man, I loved the A380 and sorry to see it go away.
I guess I'm part of the SOS crowd.