The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

While sailing, I had trouble navigating the waters between Russia and Alaska.
I couldn't get my bearings straight.

[Firemandivi]

[GordMay]

Q: If your clock strikes 13, on Friday the 13th, what time is it?
A: Time to fix your clock.

Q: What’s worse than Friday, The 13th?
A: Monday, the whatever.

Q: What should you avoid, on Friday the 13th?
A: Ladders, black cats and, ridiculous superstitions.

Cracking a serial killer joke, on Friday the 13th, is OK; as long as they are properly executed.

[jeanathon]

In a land of automatics, remember witches drive stick.

[AKA-None]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

In a land of automatics, remember witches drive stick.

So if olde time witches rode wooden brooms
And modern witches ride upright Hoovers
Do gen Z witches ride roomba’s

Asking for a friend

[carlosproa]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[Bullshooter]

Originally Posted by AKA-None

So if olde time witches rode wooden brooms
And modern witches ride upright Hoovers
Do gen Z witches ride roomba’s

Asking for a friend

Speaking of Hoovers...

How do you tell the difference between a motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner?

On a motorcycle, the dirtbag is on the top.



No offence to those who ride - I even owned one myself.

[GordMay]

A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck, after buying air, at a real bargain, needed money desperately.

To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child, and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow, morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag ,and leave it under the apple tree, next to the slides, on the south side of the playground.
Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt, and sent him home, to show it to his parents.

The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000, with a note that said ...

"How could you do this to a fellow blonde?!"

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

I guess we’ll never know why they beach themselves.

[Jon Hacking]

Yer shootin' blanks, Gord...

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by Bullshooter

Speaking of Hoovers...

How do you tell the difference between a motorcycle and a vacuum cleaner?

On a motorcycle, the dirtbag is on the top.



No offence to those who ride - I even owned one myself.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW driver?
On a porcupine the PRICKS are on the outside.

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by GordMay

Gord, what is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits a winshield?


It's ass.