The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[GordMay]

Whenever I argue with my wife, it's from a position of strength.
She can't deny, that she's the one, married to a total loser.

[justlearnin]

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a cactus....With a cactus the pricks are on the outside.

[GordMay]

Sunday quiz:


Q: What was a more useful invention, than the first telephone?
A: The second telephone.

Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them.

Q: What gets wetter, the more it dries?
A: A towel.

Q: What’s blue, and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint.

[Montanan]

Sad news.

[Jamme]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Sad news.

Love how you printed the joke on paper, snapshotted it, and then posted the pic.[emoji6]

[Jamme]

IQ test:

[Jamme]

Some word games

[Jamme]

A couple for Halloween [emoji316]

[Jamme]

[Jamme]

[GordMay]

I'm not putting out any Halloween or Christmas stuff, in my yard, this year.
I'm just going to stand on my back porch, reciting the Gettysburg address. That will be my deck oration.

I don't get Halloween.
It's perfectly fine for kids to go to strangers homes, and ask for candy.
But, I go driving around, in my van, offering kids candy, and I get reported to the police!

Apparently, Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.
I guess, they don't appreciate uninvited strangers, knocking on their doors.

I went to a Halloween party, dressed as a chicken, and met a girl, dressed as an egg.
A question, as old as time, was answered - the chicken.

[GordMay]

Q: What did Dracula name his boat?
A: The Blood Vessel.

[GordMay]

In 1802, the condom was invented in New Zealand...
...by using a sheep's lower intestine.

Some years later, Australians refined the idea, by removing the intestine from the sheep first.

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Today, at the gym, I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
She said "screw you".

So, I'm pretty excited for 2024.

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The latest studies show, that the most often used sexual position, for married couples, is the doggie position.

The husband sits up and begs...
And the wife rolls over and plays dead.


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Sex in October is...

The leading cause of Cancers.

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by Jamme

Love how you printed the joke on paper, snapshotted it, and then posted the pic.[emoji6]

Ah but first it was received as a carbon copy then it needed to be hand written and printed on a mimeograph, then faxed, and photocopied and crumpled while being passed around for everyone to read.

AI sometimes makes use of old tech to its fullest extent.

[Montanan]

“Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.”