The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[JoeRobertJr]

Originally Posted by Montanan

The two unwritten rules of life:

1)

2)

While I tend to agree with #1, I think you are way off base with #2.

[Tom_F]

Enjoy

[Tom_F]

Xxxxx

[HopCar]

I actually did this when I was about 13 or 14 years old. The catamaran was the Tropic Rover that appeared in the movie Thunderball. I don’t think anybody on the catamaran knew I had done it.

[GordMay]

[Montanan]

I'm pretty sure that you will begin sing the tune.

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by Montanan

I'm pretty sure that you will begin sing the tune.

There’s bad, really bad and finally hold your head and cry jokes
This one is probably beyond the cry stage

[Montanan]

A wise man once said:

[Montanan]

Perhaps this is a maritime suggestion for your shore power cords, but I got a chuckle from it:

[Montanan]

The bartender asked for my ID.

As I pulled it out, my Blockbuster card fell out too.

He just said: "Oh! Never mind."

[Montanan]

You know you are getting old when

you look at the clock to see if it is late enough to go to bed.

[Montanan]

Sometimes I like to use my empty vodka bottles as water bottles just to keep my neighbors guessin.

[Montanan]

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by carstenb

There’s bad, really bad and finally hold your head and cry jokes
This one is probably beyond the cry stage

Perhaps I should place a caution symbol at the beginning of my post.

Shall I keep them coming?????

[Montanan]

Aspirational Message:

Don't be a part of the problem.

Be the entire problem.