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Old 10-03-2024, 13:02   #4576
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Old 10-03-2024, 13:08   #4578
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So been there done this:

[Likely what my fish finder sonar sees].
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Old 10-03-2024, 13:43   #4579
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Perhaps I should place a caution symbol at the beginning of my post.

Shall I keep them coming?????
I can’t even comptehend how bad this one is. :-)
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Old 10-03-2024, 15:22   #4580
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Perhaps I should place a caution symbol at the beginning of my post.

Shall I keep them coming?????
Please do, genuine dad jokes and soooo much better than my anchor is better than yours threads.
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Old 10-03-2024, 15:47   #4581
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These may be reposts but they still make me chuckle.
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The first rule of flight club...
is to take flying lessons, also, learn how to read, carefully.
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If a tree falls, on a woman, and she is all alone, so nobody can hear her complain, does she still make a sound?
A better question is, why on earth is there a tree, growing in the kitchen?

Free marriage tip: Don't ask your wife, when dinner will be ready, while she is mowing the lawn.
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That hour we lost was going to be the one I used to get my life together.
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Let's see how many get this. It could be the topic of thread, titiled: Found this, don't know what it is.
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Phone charger?

Back to that one about hearing it through the grapevine. I get it, but I will admit that I don't get how the cow figures in. I may be dense, but please clue me in.
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Back to that one about hearing it through the grapevine. I get it, but I will admit that I don't get how the cow figures in. I may be dense, but please clue me in.
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Phone charger?
Hint: Imagine there are two of them.
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