The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[stormalong]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Let's see how many get this. It could be the topic of thread, titiled: Found this, don't know what it is.

Bra underwires?

[carstenb]

Originally Posted by stormalong

Bra underwires?

ding, ding, ding - we have a winner!!!!

[senormechanico]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Let's see how many get this. It could be the topic of thread, titiled: Found this, don't know what it is.

As the husband who has to do absolutely every chore in the home for an Alzheimer's wife, I knew instantly what that was.

[CaptTom]

I got that one right away, too. The clue was that it was in the washer. While I've never actually seen one, I have encountered them from time to time.

[Montanan]

I am impressed with your quick correct answers.

Okay, so riddles time:


What word looks the same backwards and upside down?


What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?


What month of the year has 28 days?


What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?


What can you keep after giving to someone?


What goes up but never comes down?


You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

I will endeavor to provide answers in a couple of days.

[Jon Hacking]

All months have 28 days. Some have more.

[stormalong]

Queue is pronounced the same a Q.

You can break the bank without touching it.

You can give someone your opinion or your love or your wisdom and still have it.

The boat filled with people are all married.

[SeanPatrick]

You can break silence or a promise without touching them.


Or wind without picking it up.

[JPA Cate]

Helium doesn't come down.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? Your word and a promise, and of course you can keep them after giving them.


A.

[Putt-Putt]

oxo, the adjective means containing oxygen.

[Montanan]

Great replies. Some of you are good with riddles.

As promised here are the answers to the riddles.



What word looks the same backwards and upside down?

swims


What word is pronounced the same if you take away four of its five letters?

Queue


What month of the year has 28 days?

All of them.


What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

A promise.


What can you keep after giving to someone?

Your word.


What goes up but never comes down?

Your age.


You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of the people on board are married.


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[Hoosiersailor]

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Someone's heart ❤️

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by Hoosiersailor

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Someone's heart ❤️

[Montanan]

What kind of ship do sailors learn their trade on?
An apprenticeship.

Which movie do sailors like to watch the most?
The Codfather.

When do sailors eat ?
Maritime.

Why does it take sailors ages to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C.

What did the sailor say when the Coast Guard accused him of speeding?
I did knot.

Where do late sailors come from?
Missed-his-shippi.

Why did the sailor fall asleep?
Because he went snore-kling.

What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard?
Helsinki.

Where do zombies go sailing?
In the Dead Sea.

How long did the sailor wait?
Until the bitter end.

When does a dog become a sailor?
When he embarks.

Why did the sailor keep his money on an elevated sea floor?
It was a bank.

Why don’t sailors like buying new hats?
They’re afraid of cap sizing.

Where do sailors make change for a dollar?
On the quarterdeck.

I will see myself out now.

[Montanan]

Where does a sailor who can’t control his temper go?
Anchor management.

What’s another name for the captain of a sail boat?
A sails manager.

Why couldn’t the sailor play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck.

Why did the sailor avoid the store with a big sale on boating supplies?
It was an oar deal.

When is a sailor not a sailor?
When he’s aboard.

Where do sailors go when they feel sick?
The dock-tor.

Why did the sailor ground his son?
His grades were below sea level.

Who is the fastest sailor in the world?
Usain Boat.

If Apple was a pirate ship, what would their sailors wear?
An iPatch.