The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1710452944

[Montanan]

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

None, Karens don't change light bulbs; they complain to the manager about them.

[GordMay]

I'm not really a big fan of boat puns.
But, frigate.

Q: What do you call a boat, carrying penis shaped potatoes?
A: A dictatorship.

Q: What do you call a boat, full of polite athletes?
A: A good sportsman ship.

Q: What do you call a boat, driving in circles, for a student's education?
A: An in-turn ship.

Q: What do you call it, when one boat follows another boat, too closely?
A: Sailgating.

I once made a small boat, out of a large bell.
It was a little dingy.

What's with the sudden influx of Killer Whale attacks, on boats?
It seems orcastrated.

[senormechanico]

This joke thread needs to be subdivided into actual jokes, dad jokes, and then the last, GROANERS.

[JPA Cate]

What do you call your spouse's boat?
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a partnership, .... if you're lucky.

[GordMay]

I wish I had a Google brain...
Instead of a Microsoft penis.

[Star Fire]

I have a question for all the mind readers out there.
…?

[CaptTom]

Originally Posted by Star Fire

I have a question for all the mind readers out there.
…?

The answer is No. Absolutely not! No way!

Any more questions I can help with?

[senormechanico]

Originally Posted by CaptTom

The answer is No. Absolutely not! No way!

Any more questions I can help with?

Geez guys, can't you shorten up the posts a bit?

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by Star Fire

I have a question for all the mind readers out there.
…?

Been previously asked many times.

Review the Search function of the Cruisers' Forum to locate replies.
Please don't start a redundant thread.

All the best.

[Montanan]

Boat puns / jokes ahead.

What do you think you are doing? Just Cruisin for a Bruisin.

When you fish upon a star….

Knot on my time

I sea what you were trying to do.

Sea you later alligator!

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Why don’t we take the sea-nic route?

I opened a boat selling business upstairs. The sails are going through the roof.

What type of vegetable can you not take on a boat? A leek.

Oh no, there’s a leek in my boat!

What type of sailors blow their nose a lot? The anchor chiefs.

How do the dogs stay above water? Pier pressure.

Why do sailors like to eat alphabet soup? So they can find the seven seas.

Canoe think of any boating puns?

[Star Fire]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Boat puns / jokes ahead.

What do you think you are doing? Just Cruisin for a Bruisin.

When you fish upon a star….

Knot on my time

I sea what you were trying to do.

Sea you later alligator!

Why couldn’t the sailors play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.

Why don’t we take the sea-nic route?

I opened a boat selling business upstairs. The sails are going through the roof.

What type of vegetable can you not take on a boat? A leek.

Oh no, there’s a leek in my boat!

What type of sailors blow their nose a lot? The anchor chiefs.

How do the dogs stay above water? Pier pressure.

Why do sailors like to eat alphabet soup? So they can find the seven seas.

Canoe think of any boating puns?

True story: I was at a west Marine recently and I always ask the guys, “what’s new and exciting that I just can’t live without?”

The guy said, “we don’t have any special deals going right now but we do have sales sometimes.”

To which I replied, not thinking about it, “my boat already has sails…”

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by Star Fire

True story: I was at a west Marine recently and I always ask the guys, “what’s new and exciting that I just can’t live without?”

The guy said, “we don’t have any special deals going right now but we do have sales sometimes.”

To which I replied, not thinking about it, “my boat already has sails…”

Good one!

So do you have any sailaceous stories to share?

[Montanan]

Pet peeve.

[SeanPatrick]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Sea you later alligator!

Alligators can live up to 70 years ... so there's a non-zero chance they will see you later.