The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by stevenhigbee

There is nothing "make-believe" about the Potawatomi tribe. There are still 3 different bands of them.
https://www.potawatomi.org/
https://www.pbpindiantribe.com/
https://www.fcpotawatomi.com/

Well, shoot! I shoulda googled that first, rather than just 'assuming' it was a made up name.

My very bad.

Apologies to all our First Nations brothers and sisters. Hope no-one was offended. If so, I hereby grovel....

See, I just figured, a name like Potawatomi, it just HAD to be made up, right...???

Nah. Just my 'white supremacist racial bias' showing.

[Places orange cone-shaped hat on head, goes to sit in 'dunce' corner.]

Gee, this 'inherent racism' sh1te is hard to unlearn.....

[senormechanico]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Seven inflammatory political jokes have been removed.

Dang, I thought I could click on the blue statement and read them....

[JPA Cate]

^^^^^

Dangies! Life's a b----- and then you know what happens!

[GordMay]

[El Pinguino]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Well, shoot! I shoulda googled that first, rather than just 'assuming' it was a made up name.

My very bad.

Apologies to all our First Nations brothers and sisters. Hope no-one was offended. If so, I hereby grovel....

See, I just figured, a name like Potawatomi, it just HAD to be made up, right...???

Nah. Just my 'white supremacist racial bias' showing.

[Places orange cone-shaped hat on head, goes to sit in 'dunce' corner.]

Gee, this 'inherent racism' sh1te is hard to unlearn.....

Tonto didn't speak spanish - the Lone Ranger wouldn't have been game to call him Tonto if he did.

However, the Lone Ranger did speak spanish - after all he was a ranger in Texas aka Occupied Mexico.

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[JBP]

My wife bought me a new suit as a present. It was supposed to be a surprise present, I found it on the bedroom chair when I came home early for lunch. It's a little big, but it came with a free wallet.

Harry Anderson

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Seven inflammatory political jokes have been removed.

Is that like the usual Politicians, but dowsed with kerosene?

[GILow]

Originally Posted by senormechanico

Dang, I thought I could click on the blue statement and read them....

That’s the Cruisers Forum “sealed section”. You need a special subscription for that.

[JC Reefer]

The “sealed section”?… It’s called the Quarter Deck Club and you need to get invited.

[goguygo]

Yo mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

[Oeanda]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

Is that like the usual Politicians, but dowsed with kerosene?

Sadly no! You didn’t miss much...

[goguygo]

Originally Posted by JBP

My wife bought me a new suit as a present. It was supposed to be a surprise present, I found it on the bedroom chair when I came home early for lunch. It's a little big, but it came with a free wallet.

Harry Anderson

There is no magic. Only Magicians.

- Same

[MicHughV]

cave man description of a bra....

"over the shoulder, boulder holder"