The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[JC Reefer]

Originally Posted by CatNewBee

Fake news, it is a medicin for human use. Bloody vaxxers, inform yourself about the facts, same for Hydroxychloroquine. Spoiler alert: It is not bleach.

Fish tank industry is lacking a bunch of medications that used Hydroxychloroquine.

Because people rushed and started using fish medicines with the active ingredient Hydroxychloroquine they are no longer available for sale.

It’s kinda funny. 🤦🏼

[skipperpete]

[GordMay]

Q: Why do prisoners engage in anal sex?
A: Because they are reared in captivity.


There are serious injustices that have not been corrected, in this world.
For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.
After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5, at most.


As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall.
Confused , I stared up at him, and he sneered back.
And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."


In 2019, school was prison.
Now, it’s house arrest.

[GordMay]

Trump: “I want to see Biden in prison!”
Biden: “Why does Trump think I would visit him in prison?”

Q: What will they call Trump’s prison reality TV show?
A: Orange is the new Orange.

[GordMay]

Q: What’s the difference between Amazon and prison?
A: You can sit down in prison.

Q: What do you call an unprovoked prison stabbing?
A: Shanks for nothing.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by GordMay

As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall.
Confused , I stared up at him, and he sneered back.
And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."

Turns out he was a psychic.


The press headline reporting his escape: "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Montanan

The biggest problem with mobile phones being that they don't find themselves for you.

Baaaaah!

https://www.jeanluc.cornec.de/tribut-telephon-sheep

[SailRN]

The headlines about a mental patient that assaulted a nurse and escaped:

NUT SCREWS AND BOLTS!

[SailRN]

FREE STUFF





Understand now?

[Slowtack]

Good man GordMay............never give up!!!!

[Slowtack]

Good onya Gord May...............never give up!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Slowtack]

So good I had to say it twice................

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by GordMay

As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall.
Confused , I stared up at him, and he sneered back.
And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."

Hmmmm. I was always taught Con descending was a Greek parachutist..??

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Hmmmm. I was always taught Con descending was a Greek parachutist..??

I think you were decently conned.

[Buzzman]

Did you know that Naval helmsmen were always Greek? When handing over at the end of each watch the departing officer would declaim: "you have the Con" to the incomin watch commander.