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Old 09-09-2021, 01:41   #736
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Just discovered this new thread
At over 735 posts, there goes my weekend!
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Search for joke thread, and the new joke thread.....this one is young.

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You say that like it’s a bad thing...
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That's the strangest gear arrangement I've ever seen!


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Not bieng braille fluent I'm unaware of the meaning of the dots, however the concept certainly put a smile on my dial.
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Kate Middleton once asked Queen Elisabeth, "What's the secret of a long life?"
To which the queen replied, "Wear a seat belt, and don't piss me off!
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The shift pattern was designed by PhotoShop.
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You say that like it’s a bad thing...
It started great, then I got stuck on the Math
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Oh where can I buy one! they would make great presents after you drive with some people.
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It started great, then I got stuck on the Math


Sorry, I might have contributed to that problem.
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Seems appropriate for CF.
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Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument, over which vowel was the best.

I won.



Q: What are the most argumentative parts of the ocean?
A: Quarrel reefs.

Q: How do you solve a marsupial argument?
A: Trial by wombat


The arguments between the "pro-mask" and "anti-mask" groups is getting really intense! People are even PRACTICING their arguments at home first.
Just yesterday, I heard a 14 y/o boy tell his friend that at home he mask debates into a sock!


Guys I need your help, in the middle of an argument with my wife, she told me that I'm right.

What do I do next?
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What's the shortest sentence?


I am.


What's the longest sentence?


I do.
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Guilty here with no fewer than 3 engineering degrees. Wife recently gave me a t-shirt that reads:

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