The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[SailRN]

Originally Posted by sv_pelagia

Iggy Pop... classic, unrivaled. Seriously.
At 70 yrs, The Passenger https://youtu.be/xdi_JJSzMGM

Not biting...

[goguygo]

I went to Iggy Pop's 60th birthday concert... up until then the last thing I thought I would ever say is that I hope I look as good as Iggy at 60

[SailRN]

Originally Posted by dfelsent

Ahh good old Iggy Pop

https://youtu.be/GHfqBsykRp8

An apology from me is in order. My comment was uncalled for, and I apologize.

Not my cup of tea, shall we say.

[sv_pelagia]

Originally Posted by SailRN

An apology from me is in order. My comment was uncalled for, and I apologize.

Not my cup of tea, shall we say.

Iggy has never been everyone's cup of tea!

No joking.

[dfelsent]

Originally Posted by SailRN

An apology from me is in order. My comment was uncalled for, and I apologize.

Not my cup of tea, shall we say.

No apologies needed at all! but thanks.
Yes, Iggy Pop is not for everyone.
He is, however, profoundly influential in Rock and Roll.

[Joh.Ghurt]

The Plan

In the beginning, there was a plan,

And then came the assumptions,
And the assumptions were without form,
And the plan without substance,

And the darkness was upon the face of the workers,
And they spoke among themselves saying,
"It is a crock of shi.t and it stinks."

And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pile of dung, and we cannot live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
Such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."

And the Directors spoke among themselves saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plants growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor
Of the company With very powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan
And saw that it was good,
And the Plan became Policy.

And this, my friend, is how shi.t happens.

[GordMay]

Originally Posted by Joh.Ghurt

The Plan
In the beginning, there was a plan ...
... And this, my friend, is how shi.t happens.

BRILLIANT!!!

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

[Jon Hacking]

Originally Posted by GordMay

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Just yesterday I had to explain to someone that:

helping your uncle, Jack, off his horse

is quite different from

helping your uncle Jack off his horse.

And we didn't even get to the Panda, who eats shoots & leaves...

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[Dave_S]

123456

[GordMay]

An engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all time.
The engineer chose fire, which gave humanity power over matter.
The physicist chose the wheel, which gave humanity the power over space.
The mathematician chose the alphabet, which gave humanity power over symbols.
The mystic chose the thermos bottle.
"Why a thermos bottle?" the others asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes - so what?"
"Think about it." said the mystic reverently. "That little bottle - how does it know?"

Logic:
Once you understand why the pizza is made round, packed in a square box, and eaten as a triangle ...
Then you will understand Women.

The amount of people, who don't know the difference between too and to, is two damn high.

Earth is the third planet from the sun.
By this logic, all countries are third world countries

Canadian Logic:
If I can hit you with a Hockey Stick ... You're too close.

[GordMay]

Q: Why don’t we ever see whales hiding in trees?
A: Because, they’re so good at it.