The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Think you'll find the Golgafrinchams did that a few millenia ago - and look where THAT'S left us....!!!!

For those in the know, the answer is 42.

For the rest? Remember to just bang the rocks together guys!!




Hand sanitiser, anyone...???

can i have mine on ice please ?

(oh, and thanks for all the fish...)

cheers,

[skipperpete]

[GordMay]

[bobnlesley]

Originally Posted by chrisr

can i have mine on ice please ?

Ice in a Pan Galactic gargle Blaster?
The end of civilised live in the Universe really is approaching; chrisr is already leading the Barbarians toward the gates.

[bobnlesley]

Originally Posted by skipperpete

Attachment 246392

Some years ago we had a light aircraft flight out of Lukla delayed by 24 hours when the Pilot advised: "At Nepalese Airlines we don't fly when it's cloudy because our clouds have rocks in them".

[FAST FRED]

"At Nepalese Airlines we don't fly when it's cloudy because our clouds have rocks in them".


Also known as Cumulus Granitus , killed Ron Brown and many othrs.

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[Tayana42]

Originally Posted by GordMay

GordMay, I think this one belongs in the science and technology thread.

[SV_Galateia]

Or...

Government / Current Events...

[skipperpete]

The agency that did this campaign probably does speeches for politicians!
Cigarettes as a way to better health.......Really?

[nonav]

Why don’t ponies sing?

They’re a little horse!


“Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!”

Odd, it was just ground this morning!


Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny!

[nonav]

Originally Posted by skipperpete

The agency that did this campaign probably does speeches for politicians!
Cigarettes as a way to better health.......Really?Attachment 246638

If a shadow figure pushes me off a diving board in five years, I should take up smoking ?

Odd!

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by bobnlesley

Ice in a Pan Galactic gargle Blaster?
The end of civilised live in the Universe really is approaching; chrisr is already leading the Barbarians toward the gates.

I think you'll find the Captain of the B-Ark of the Golgafrinchams was rather partial to a Gynnan Tonnix. Don't recall if he had ice or not.

But then, what colour it was, or how it should be spelled, the assembled Management Consultants could not determine.

At least they all became fabulously wealthy, having adopted the leaf as currency. IIRC the going rate was about half a deciduous forest for one ship's peanut....

[GordMay]