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Old 17-10-2021, 13:18   #1126
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Re: The 2021 Joke Thread

Big fleas have little fleas
Upon their backs to bite 'em.

And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so on, ad infinitum.

(apologies to Ogden Nash)
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Old 17-10-2021, 13:59   #1127
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Big fleas have little fleas
Upon their backs to bite 'em.
And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so on, ad infinitum.

Big fleas themselves in turn
Have larger fleas to go on
and larger fleas have greater still
and bigger still, and so on.
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Old 17-10-2021, 14:46   #1128
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I’m sorry I started us on this flea, fly, flew thing. The puns are flowing…or over flowing.
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Old 17-10-2021, 16:05   #1130
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Old 17-10-2021, 16:06   #1131
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Old 17-10-2021, 16:22   #1132
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I would have thought attention to this would have been fleating.
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Old 17-10-2021, 17:10   #1133
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I would have thought attention to this would have been fleating.
Fleet News just in !......
The Admiral fleeing from a rash of fleas in his fly region, considered flying.... but then showed fealty to the tradition of his navel's defense..... muttering at his pending demise...
..Kiss me? .. to the antiseptic reply of Hardy...
...hardly!
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Old 17-10-2021, 17:45   #1134
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Old 17-10-2021, 19:29   #1135
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More Ogden Nash

Julius Caesar broke his beezer playing tennis with a lemon squeezer.
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Old 17-10-2021, 19:31   #1136
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More more Nash.
Get up get up you lazy sinner.
We need those sheets for tablecloths,
It’s almost time for dinner.
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Old 17-10-2021, 20:14   #1137
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Cop 26 was difficult for Greta
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Old 18-10-2021, 13:23   #1139
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So is this your idea of humor?.....ridiculing a remarkably articulate, outspoken and courageous young girl
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So is this your idea of humor?.....ridiculing a remarkably articulate, outspoken and courageous young girl

How dare you!


I thought it funny on this joke thread.
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