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Old 21-10-2021, 16:38   #1186
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Those numbers tend to act like "chick repellent"....

Not quite sure why.

And I suspect might be different for followers of Sappho.
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]......no other nerds but me[


....that you are aware of....
Not going there.
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Old 22-10-2021, 05:18   #1189
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you are a mile away. And you have their shoes.
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Old 22-10-2021, 05:24   #1190
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Old 22-10-2021, 06:23   #1192
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I have a T shirt with those numbers on it, attracts nerds.

Loved that show.
I'm an IT consultant. The theme to that show is my default ring tone.
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I'm an IT consultant. The theme to that show is my default ring tone.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Now I’m an IT consultant too!
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Have you tried turning it off and back on?
Now I’m an IT consultant too!
have you checked if it is plugged in ?

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Click image for larger version Name: IMG-20211022-WA0000.jpg Views: 251 Size: 109.4 KB ID: 247215


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Not going there.


Unlike the other nerds.
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Now I’m an IT consultant too!
I have that quote on a coffee cup (sent to me by one of my clients )
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