The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[Montanan]

Just saying.

[Pelagic]

We all know about Murphys law, but do you know what Coles law is? It's finely chopped cabbage.

And Sod's Law is......?

Originally Posted by jeanathon

Phonetic?

I thought Boatie might know this one.
Funny English sailing book from the 70's and a take on Murphy

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

We all know about Murphys law, but do you know what Coles law is? It's finely chopped cabbage.

And Sod's Law is......?



I thought Boatie might know this one.
Funny English sailing book from the 70's and a take on Murphy
Attachment 248682

I like the leash.

[ChrisJHC]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

I would think that the women who didn't care would be 10% or less not 60%!

I think you need to have another read of the joke.
Relies on two different meanings of the word “ass”.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by jeanathon

I like the leash.

It's a funny book

[GordMay]

A general knowledge quiz:


Q: What are some unexpected consequences of over-the-counter efforts to treat COVID-19?
A: Dirty fish tanks.

Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?
A: No, you should just stick with turkey.

Q: Why do you smear peanut butter in the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam.

Q: Which hand is better to write with?
A: Neither, it’s better to write with a pen.

Q: What’s worse than raining cats & dogs?
A: Hailing taxis.

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: To make up for his miserable summer.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: Water.

Q: What washes up on really small beaches?
A: Micro-waves.

Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: They have two left feet.

Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
A: Everywhere.

Q: Where would you find a dog without legs?
A: Right where you left him.

Q. Why did Germany provide aid to artists hit by coronavirus?
A. They know what happens when a painter suffers setbacks.

[GordMay]

[carlosproa]

This is no joke, for some is a puzzle, at the end is just true

[rotrax]

A redneck country boy gets aboard a flight carrying two roadkill Racoons.


The Stewardess stops him saying " Sorry Sir - only one carrion per passenger..........."

[jeanathon]

Originally Posted by carlosproa

This is no joke, for some is a puzzle, at the end is just true Attachment 248766

so true

[jeanathon]

Since this is the estate sale thread.


For sale: One parachute, only used once never opened.

[goguygo]

Originally Posted by carlosproa

This is no joke, for some is a puzzle, at the end is just true

That screwed me up for minute because a I thought what was on second.

[carlosproa]

[Montanan]

Some Thanksgiving family gatherings be like:

[SailRN]