The 2021 -2024 and Continuing Joke Threads

[IslandHopper]

[Afrinus]

Originally Posted by IslandHopper

Is that the Pfizer jab you're getting....

[GordMay]

This principle could apply to some of our CF contributors.

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

A woman asked me, “What does equality mean?”
I said, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

[Oeanda]

Finally explained...

[GordMay]

[MicHughV]

Joe and his friend, Fred, a bad stutterer, are walking down a sidewalk in NY.
Fred turns to Joe " H-h-hey, lookit d-d-d-dat b-b-b-blonde....
Not long later, Fred turns to Joe "h-h-h-hey, lookit d-d-d-dat b-b-b-brunette...

Joe soon gets tired of this, so next time Fred opens his mouth, Joe cuts him short...." it's okay, Fred, I can see for myself"
Fred responds "t-t-t-then w-w-why did you s-s-step in it"... ?

[Eigenvector]

per Gordon Ramsey

[StuM]

If we wanted to boldly send billionaires where no billionaires have been before, we could have just sent them to the tax office.

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1627691212

[SailRN]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1627691212

Dangerous new variant, may cause insanity:





This variant will require two different and concurrent vaccines, the usual Covid-19 vaccine and

[wolfgal]

Originally Posted by StuM

If we wanted to boldly send billionaires where no billionaires have been before, we could have just sent them to the tax office.

[GordMay]

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[fgd3]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" I asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on hunting equipment?" I asked.

"Are you nuts?" replied the homeless man. "I haven't gone hunting in 20 years!"

"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?"

I replied, "Don't worry about that. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing, and hunting."