The Joke Thread

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Originally Posted by sparrowhawk1

Please tell me the bacon mayonnaise isn't a joke.... Although it would be pretty funny if you put it on the Vegans make better lovers thread

Nope, no joke. There's someone selling pretty much anything bacon flavored.

There are a number of websites dedicated to everything bacon. I found some bacon salt and a bacon bloody mary recipe on one. Some of my friends have made the bacon meatloaf and something like a bacon roast, which was a lattice woven out of bacon with meat inside then covered with another lattice of bacon, it used like 4 lbs of bacon.

I like bacon jalapeno poppers, bacon burgers and BLTs, occasionally I'll make bacon wrapped hot dogs.

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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE


1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other ...
That is, until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.