The New Joke Thread

[socaldmax]

If you've ever wondered what it would be like to see a clown singing Pinball Wizard like Johnny Cash, well wonder no more. Puddles Pity Party.

https://youtu.be/6bfPwtUTP4k

[HopCar]

I wouldn’t laugh at Puddles, he is a really big guy, 6’8”! He’s also a great singer. I first saw him on a PostModern Jukebox video.

[Dave_S]

If only.......

[john61ct]

Nothing funny about clowns anymore. They're either scary AF or pitifully sad.

[delmarrey]

My 6 year old niece has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.

Looks like she’s preparing some kind of barbie queue.

[socaldmax]

Barbie Q...

[GordMay]

I hope this isn't viewed as "political", even if the characters are.

[GordMay]

[socaldmax]

I'm not saying people are getting dumber, but obviously someone does...

[Buzzman]

So the CHILD has to be inside out....??? I'm so not getting this....
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[svmariane]

No! The CHILD doesn't have to be inside out, you must wash FROM the inside out. Like, you know, start with a hose down the kid's throat to rouse all that junk from the stomach, proceed to flushing the lungs, then finish with an exterior wash-down.

Damn... some folk can't understand simple directions.

[socaldmax]

[Buzzman]

Does it require an enema also? Dialysis machine to flush the blood clean? Or would it be better to just drain it via a canula inserted in the carotid artery?
It's important to get the details right....

[svmariane]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Does it require an enema also? Dialysis machine to flush the blood clean? Or would it be better to just drain it via a canula inserted in the carotid artery?
It's important to get the details right....

An enema must be administered by a professional (see: Mom).
Dialysis machine is just another name for a Popsicle. The sugar does the work.
(No special instructions needed.)

Really, don't get sidetracked by all that scientific mumbo-jumbo. It's actually a straightforward process easily learned by any recently divorced dad with small children. {Edit: small children meaning young children.}

[Buzzman]

Well, there's my concern. My son is now and adult, and seems to be flushing his system regularly by himself, mainly with alcohol-based products. It's the impending grandchild I'm concerned about. I need to know if this process is required for newborns as well? Is it enough to simply pick them up by the feet and slap them on the backside, or should they be *thoroughly cleaned, inside and out* as well???
Curious.....???