The New Joke Thread

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[Captain Bill]

Originally Posted by D&D

Who pays the Checker?
There are important questions to be answered about recent LBGT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a restroom of the gender that they "identify" with, or be required to use the restroom of their biological gender. If the latter, will public restrooms be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public restrooms?
Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the restroom or the entity that owns the restroom? And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check Peckers? Or do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked? How many peckers could a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?
What has this country come to when the U.S. Department of Labor has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors?
want to guess their motto…...............???
"If You gotta pee - We gotta See!

Here's how Oriental NC handled it.

https://towndock.net/newsextra/bathr...liance-officer

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[Buzzman]

Re: the Oriental NC post:-

You CANNOT be SERIOUS...!!!

That HAS to be joke, right???

O.M.G

Or, as we say over here: "only in America"

Either way, ROTFLMAO

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[senormechanico]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Nah, it's a Fort Pinto meet and someone parallel parked a bit too close.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxzam58U7lo

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[CptCrunchie]

President Dwight Eisenhower expressed astonishment and alarm upon discovering that fully half of all Americans have below average intelligence.

Hmmmmm.......

[CptCrunchie]

Originally Posted by senormechanico

Nah, it's a Fort Pinto meet and someone parallel parked a bit too close.

I had one, called it my Ford Firebomb!

[CptCrunchie]

I have a conversion joke, ....it's kind of mathematical, .....

What's the metric of 69?

Answer: 181

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