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Old 03-04-2019, 17:42   #4981
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I know I said enough! but since it hasn't stopped I will add fuel to put out multiple fires.


And after this who would the joke be on?

https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles

Before he leaves office, President @realDonaldTrump must at least for one day, identify as a woman, thereby forcing the Left either to admit the absurdity of transgender ideology or to acknowledge Donald Trump as the first woman president.
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Knowing how to spell is important...

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Well, that’s changed my travel plans.
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Well, that’s changed my travel plans.
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Knowing how to spell is important...
I'll bet that really hurts! And messy too.
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wow, that explains everything...
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I know I said enough! but since it hasn't stopped I will add fuel to put out multiple fires.


And after this who would the joke be on?

https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles

Before he leaves office, President @realDonaldTrump must at least for one day, identify as a woman, thereby forcing the Left either to admit the absurdity of transgender ideology or to acknowledge Donald Trump as the first woman president.
well that will blast them away....
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Daily Mail is a joke, basically a trash tabloid mouthpiece of the Tories.

In the USA that would be the same as Donald Trump
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Yeah, fair point, I didn't actually say in which direction my plans had changed.
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There must be some reason that had to be added to the label...
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I hired a Russian Uber driver the other day...

His name was Pikup Andropov...
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The law firm of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

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There must be some reason that had to be added to the label...
History tells us that man first flew heavier than air vehicles in 1903, it says nothing about when women first flew them.
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