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Old 14-04-2019, 15:08   #5251
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That pi are square, .....but pie are round!
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Cornbread are square.
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Q: What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
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