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Old 17-04-2019, 19:27   #5371
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Yup. Except I’m often the idiot and I still haven’t figured out how to run away from myself. [emoji1]
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Yup. Except I’m often the idiot and I still haven’t figured out how to run away from myself. [emoji1]
I believe the meme to be absolutely true.

But no matter where you go, there you are! A good reason to own a boat. it's hard for others to follow.
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