The New Joke Thread

[LakeSuperior]

What do you call an excitable small black insect that used to work for a multi national transportation company?

An exuberant ex-uber ant.

[LakeSuperior]

I took a video of my shoe yesterday...

It was some pretty good footage.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by LakeSuperior

What do you call an excitable small black insect that used to work for a multi national transportation company?

An exuberant ex-uber ant.

I finally have proof that somewhere on the WWW is a forum full of librarians cracking word jokes at each other.

[Phoenician]

[mako]

Ha. When I was a kid and catching snakes all the time I was always trying to torture them by tying them in a knot. Damn little critters always got loose!

Luckily I grew more intelligent as I got older

[svmariane]

Originally Posted by makobuilders

Ha. When I was a kid and catching snakes all the time I was always trying to torture them by tying them in a knot. Damn little critters always got loose!

Luckily I grew more intelligent as I got older

You must have been tying slip knots.

[a64pilot]

This may get some animal lovers upset, but it was a temporary thing.
As a kid fishing we caught a lot of smaller sharks, you could take a pair of pliers and bend their nose up, and when you turned them loose, they couldn’t submerge, the nose forced them to the surface

[Fiveslide]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

This may get some animal lovers upset, but it was a temporary thing.
As a kid fishing we caught a lot of smaller sharks, you could take a pair of pliers and bend their nose up, and when you turned them loose, they couldn’t submerge, the nose forced them to the surface

How dare you?!?!?!? [emoji90]


I just wanted to use the poop emoji.

[GordMay]

Anecdotal evidence.

[Eigenvector]

The Expert (don't recall seeing this on CF)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKorP55Aqvg

[john540]

When I was a kid we used to race snails and bet on the outcome.
I tried to cheat (I know this may upset animal lovers) by removing their shells to make them lighter and faster,

But if anything, it just made them more sluggish.

[Dave_S]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Interesting. I wasn't aware squirrels ate birds.....

Squirrel on bird feeder solution.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_-A8kDe8zw

[Dave_S]

Originally Posted by makobuilders

Ha. When I was a kid and catching snakes all the time I was always trying to torture them by tying them in a knot. Damn little critters always got loose!

Luckily I grew more intelligent as I got older

It was only going to go one of two ways

[JPA Cate]

Originally Posted by Dave_S

Squirrel on bird feeder solution.....

I watched to the end, and you know, that sneaky squirrel managed to spin some of the seeds out to the ground where he could get at them himself! I laughed a lot before I saw it, though. Thanks for the chuckle.

[Kiwiscanswim]

Maybe we could do without the misanthropic jokes?