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Old 20-07-2019, 08:50   #5866
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Redneck catamaran...
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Reporter: How did your husband die?

Wife: He ingested poison.

Reporter: But why does he has bruises on his body?

Wife: He needed to be persuaded to eat it...
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Why do steaks have USDA stamped on them?

Because they USDA be cows.
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Eric and Barb can't become a couple.

That would be barberic.
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I finally have proof that somewhere on the WWW is a forum full of librarians cracking word jokes at each other.
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=librarians+cra...+at+each+other
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Does this scenario appear familiar?


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Sinks can’t open doors.

Let that sink in!
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Officer: “I’m arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia.”

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Granny to her grand kid:

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Johnny, I accidently deleted the Internet!"

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Not a joke but good for a grin. ZZ Top is celebrating 50 years.
I think he was born with a beard.



ZZ Top playing at the Little Cypress-Mauriceville HS prom in 1971. Here's the yearbook picture.
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ZZ Top is the name of the band, has never been the leader's nickname.
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