The New Joke Thread

[JPA Cate]

Nice looking young Fokker, wasn't he?

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by GILow

Can I complain about aeroplane jokes going over my head?

Call me, Matt,and I'll walk you through it!

Jim

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Call me, Matt,and I'll walk you through it!



Jim

With you walking me through it I will fly through it.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

Call me, Matt,and I'll walk you through it!

Jim

But but..... I thought your name was Jim? [emoji33]

https://youtu.be/ZqtNxNRCcGg

[GILow]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

But but..... I thought your name was Jim? [emoji33]

https://youtu.be/ZqtNxNRCcGg

I am, and stop calling me Shirley.

[ben2go]

I walked into an auto shop. The guy standing at the door said, " It looks like you blew a seal." I told that b@stard to mind his own business and leave my sexual preferences out of this.

[a64pilot]

https://youtu.be/6l1GvDWtccI

[a64pilot]

https://youtu.be/ZUabDrfjATY

[CaptTom]

Originally Posted by ben2go

I walked into an auto shop. The guy standing at the door said, " It looks like you blew a seal." I told that b@stard to mind his own business and leave my sexual preferences out of this.

...and, Mr. Know-it-all, it was a sea lion, not a seal!

[svmariane]

And now for something completely different: "The Gunfighter", a short film.

Run time = 8.55 mins. Desc: A lone gunslinger enters a saloon.
But the narrator is bloodthirsty.

Well, I found it humerously entertaining. YMMV Also, you might need to use the youtube link.
Caution: Adult language, adult themes, and Frat-Boy level humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBJlVlugZYc

[AKA-None]

Evil man for introducing me to that YouTube channel

[svmariane]

Nyahhh ha ha ha ha!

[svmariane]

The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says,

"Long time no sea."




Yes, I know that Sahara actually mean desert, so saying "Sahara desert" actually means saying "desert desert" but what the heck. Sometimes a repeat myself myself.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by svmariane

The Sahara Desert drifts into a bar and the bartender says,

"Long time no sea."




Yes, I know that Sahara actually mean desert, so saying "Sahara desert" actually means saying "desert desert" but what the heck. Sometimes a repeat myself myself.

But the Sahara is bounded by an ocean on one side and by seas on two others, so that really doesn't make sense.



Now, if you'd said Gobi instead of Sahara....
And Gobi also means "waterless place"


And that should be "I", not "a"
No need to thank me, it's all part of the premium GrammarNazi add-on package in your Pedantry4U service!

[GILow]

Originally Posted by StuM

No need to thank me, it's all part of the premium GrammarNazi add-on package in your Pedantry4U service!

Where do I subscribe?