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Old 05-11-2019, 04:26   #7201
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Ladies, If a man farts in the woods, is he still wrong?
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I sat next to baby on a ten hour flight. I didn’t think it was possible for someone to cry for ten hours straight.

Even the baby was impressed I pulled it off.
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The height of irony, or welcome to the electronic world:

Both the iPhone app that makes your phone into a sort-of sextant and the iPhone app that does a sight reduction calculation for you want to know your exact location before they start.....
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Some folk are getting a bit serious over on another thread http://www.cruisersforum.com/forums/...ls-226206.html Wanted to comment right there within the thread, but, you know...
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I checked out that thread, pretty surprised to see a couple of people give the correct definition of an internet troll. That thread led to another thread about "why is CF accepting political ads?"

I don't see ads because I block them all, but unless the guy was delusional, lying or trolling, I'm finding the irony beyond amusing! LOL
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