The New Joke Thread

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Another math joke...

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[LakeSuperior]

An arrogant gazelle walks up to a bunch of lions and tells them how much better he is than them.

He was consumed by the pride.

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A woman goes to a psychologist and complains: “I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?”

Psychologist replied : “You, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably will not go the way you want. Somethings will go wrong. Sometimes you will fail. Sometimes your plans won't work. Sometimes your wishes will not be fulfilled. Then who will you blame? Will you blame yourself?”

Woman: “NO!!!”

Psychologist: “Exactly... That's why you need a husband!”

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Hard to wrap it up without one of these.


So, you don't trust a doctor to stitch you up?

Fine. Suture self.

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