The New Joke Thread

[Ruso]

On of hilarious boat review "IF YOUR TALL AND PEE STANDING UP AND SUFFER LOW MANIFOLD PRESSURE, YOUR FACE IS PRESSED AGAINST THE COCKPIT PORT. "

[ontherocks83]

Originally Posted by Ruso

On of hilarious boat review "IF YOUR TALL AND PEE STANDING UP AND SUFFER LOW MANIFOLD PRESSURE, YOUR FACE IS PRESSED AGAINST THE COCKPIT PORT. "

I think there is some context missing here Is the cockpit port next to the head and we should already know this????

[Ruso]

Originally Posted by ontherocks83

I think there is some context missing here Is the cockpit port next to the head and we should already know this????

Head in beneteau idylle 11.50.

[a64pilot]

I’m thinking it’s some sort of bastardized airplane joke.
No, wait, maybe he means port light?

[Ruso]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

I’m thinking it’s some sort of bastardized airplane joke.
No, wait, maybe he means port light?

On my "buy" list - I will report when I walk through

[LakeSuperior]

I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly but haven't received a single issue.

Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.

[LakeSuperior]

The man saw a woman standing sheepishly in the corner, avoiding his gaze. He could tell she had butterflies in her stomach as he walked over to her. He took her by the hand.

He said to her "YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM THE BUTTERFLY EXHIBIT !"

[JoeRobertJr]

Puns make me numb. Math puns make me number.

[Mirage35]

My life outside of sailing season:

[chrisr]

i've never been one to let facts get in the way of a good story, however try googling "zheng He"
cheers,

Originally Posted by LakeSuperior

I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly but haven't received a single issue.

Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.

[Larry Miranda]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nG1EwZBThw

Donkey

[LakeSuperior]

A husband buys a dozen underwear for of the same color for his wife.

His wife argues: “why the same color? People will think that I don’t change my underwear!”

The husband replies, “which people?”

[LakeSuperior]

Me: Honey the kids haven't eaten their sandwiches.

Wife: Ok then just throw them out.

Me: Helping the kids pack their suitcases, Look I'm as surprised about this as you are.

[GordMay]

Reminds me of some of the opinions I see expressed (often misstated as facts) on CF.

[Pelagic]

LoL Gord ,......
Just because you are a "research machine", you don't have to scold us! [emoji2] [emoji2]

Some of us simply prefer 'brainstorming'.... uncluttered by details, in search of inspiration under a different light and attitude where 'there is no such thing as a wrong answer'

Both have their place and while you will always be informed and mostly 'correct'...... we tend to have more fun
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