The New Joke Thread

[Montanan]

“To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.”
– Doug Larson

[Montanan]

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”
– Douglas Adams

[Montanan]

“Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.”
– E. B. White

[svmariane]

Yeah? Funny how?

[Montanan]

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”
– Groucho Marx

[Montanan]

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”
– Isaac Asimov

[Montanan]

“According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.”
– Jay Leno

[Montanan]

“Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.”
– Jessica Simpson

[Montanan]

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
– Mike Myers

[Montanan]

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.”
– Rita Mae Brow

[Montanan]

“I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.”
– Si Robertson

[Montanan]

“The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are.”
– Terry Pratchett

[Montanan]

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
– William James

[Montanan]

“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”
– Yakov Smirnoff

[GordMay]