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Old 19-12-2019, 17:16   #7786
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Could raise a flag and claim your own country....
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Lucky? This guy lived and doing just fine....


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Lucky bloke, he could rent himself out for party's, got a job for life.
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BREAKING NEWS (For the non-politically correct crowd.)

Reported by Foggy Liberal, our breaking news reporter who reports on latest news reports gathered from reported web reports.

The husband of US Presidential advisor Kellyanne Conway, George Conway, just strarted a new hashtage trend on twitter: #IMPOTUS. The rif is a take-off on the term POTUS, or President Of The United States, with the added letters IM standing for IMpeached.

Reports are coming in on the oranges and meaning for the new term. We now go live to Twitter.

One contributor posted:

What caused #IMPOTUS?

Was it Electoral Dysfunction?

An alternative viewpoint :


Is your border wall falling flat?

Do your foreign relationships sort of feel... deflated?

Do you have trouble getting your approval ratings up?

If this sounds familiar, you may want to ask your doctor if you have a case of... #IMPOTUS.

We now return to regular reporting.
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Thai made me laugh ��

https://www.facebook.com/garage.duba...0693236370317/

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Not available (to me).

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now"
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If this sounds familiar, you may want to ask your doctor if you have a case of... #IMPOTUS.
This reminded me of Steve Martin's The Jerk,

"I was born a poor black child."

been decades since I saw it.

At one point he says

"Damn! I's IMPOTENT!" (important)

Couldn't find a clip, but here's this instead
https://youtu.be/yJJA6WRpvlg
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Not available (to me).

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now"

Try it again, it is pretty funny, boat is looking at the bottom etc a derelict
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