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Old 01-01-2020, 09:04   #8011
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Not aimed at anyone. I just thought it funny.
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Not aimed at anyone. I just thought it funny.
Yes......but then how would you know they were doing the kissing? [emoji4]
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Some people are like 'slinkys', they are just more fun when you push them down stairs.
Some find that funny
Some do not...
It's my belief that those who find it funny are thinking of those who don't while they are laughing.
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On a long flight, a gentleman smoothly asks a question to an attractive woman...

Gentleman: Excuse me, what kind of perfume are you wearing? It smells really good and I want to give it to my wife.

Woman: Don't gift it to her, creepy men who are complete strangers will make excuses to speak to her on flights.
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Yes......but then how would you know they were doing the kissing?
Long as they're doing it nice, why would you care who's doing it?
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Long as they're doing it nice, why would you care who's doing it?
For some reason, The Crying Game movie came to mind John.
I guess I do care [emoji57]

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Oh, and if you have a joke which degenerates my race, religion, country of origin, height, weight, hair color or any other attribute, and you think it's funny, let's hear it. I assure you, if I'm offended I'll find a way to deal with it.
I wanna hear EVERY joke that "degenerates" any of the above.....

Bound to be hilarious.

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In consideration of those New Year parties.......
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In consideration of those New Year parties.......
You hear those voices also?

Didn't really know I was drunk at the time

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