The New Joke Thread

[svmariane]

^^^^ Tough crowd tonight.^^^^

[svmariane]

So yeah, awhile back I retired after working for the company some 30 years. Recently the company reached out and asked if I'd do some ad hoc, spot jobs - completely online, work from the boat stuff. Said sure, glad to help, can we talk about pay. But out of curiosity, can you tell me why you need me? Thought you guys hire bunches of kids right out of college or something. Was told yeah, they've got lots of new employees. And many of them are really magicians because they can turn everything they touch into more work for all their colleagues.

[svmariane]

Why does CF underline many of the words in my posts?

More importantly....

[sailormed]

They are “tags” defined somewhere in CF. You can click them, what for?

[StuM]

Originally Posted by svmariane

Why does CF underline many of the words in my posts?

Because you've got "Auto link popular tags." switched on in your User CP options.

[delmarrey]

Originally Posted by StuM

Because you've got "Auto link popular tags." switched on in your User CP options.

Fortunately, Even when you copy and paste the tags come with it.

[Mirage35]

Originally Posted by LakeSuperior

Happy birthday to Frank Zamboni:

A revolutionary inventor, despite being dead for almost 40 years, his name still resurfaces.

Only the Canadians got it and they're too polite to say anything.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by AnglaisInHull

Only the Canadians got it and they're too polite to say anything.

Perhaps we should start a slush fund to make Zamboni more if a household name.

[ptards]

Originally Posted by AnglaisInHull

Only the Canadians got it and they're too polite to say anything.

Not true. Anyone who's played ice will always appreciate the high from stepping on to a clean sheet of ice and taking that first crisp breath of air from above the freshly Zambonied ice.


BTW I'm in Charleston, SC, Chromebook and no issues with Scoldmaxs' posts.

[IslandHopper]

Originally Posted by AnglaisInHull

Only the Canadians got it and they're too polite to say anything.

Most of the world first heard of Zamboni from the movie Deadpool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7cUrYwHPw8

[john61ct]

Every kid dreamed of being allowed to ride on the school's Zamboni, only the 9th graders were allowed to drive it.

Many decades ago

[Epicurean]

Who wants to be one of my 5 characters?

[ben2go]

Originally Posted by Lost Horizons

He has banned you from seeing the content for butchering his user name.

[belizesailor]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

What socks? Oh...those socks. [emoji6]

[svmariane]

Originally Posted by StuM

Because you've got "Auto link popular tags." switched on in your User CP options.

Thanks! Anybody need me I'll be tacking through the CF options sections. (sigh) If I don't check in by the end of the week DO NOT report me to the Coast Guard as overdue. I'll navigate my way out of there. Somehow.