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Old 20-01-2020, 14:10   #8326
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If anyone needs an ark, I happen to Noah guy.
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What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?

Aye Matey.
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Old 20-01-2020, 14:44   #8328
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I used to think that you were a pain in the neck. My opinion of you has dropped significantly lower since then.
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Old 20-01-2020, 14:49   #8329
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I used to think that you were a pain in the neck. My opinion of you has dropped significantly lower since then.
That's the same guy who was always shooting himself in the foot, but lately his aim is much higher [emoji6]
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Why does the Norway navy place bar codes on the sides of all their ships? When they come back to port they can SCANDINAVIAN.
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Old 20-01-2020, 20:39   #8331
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Please don't make me define "slow."

I am a quick thinker if you give me a lot of time.
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Old 21-01-2020, 09:49   #8333
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Son: Dad, | was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school.

Dad: What's that?

Son: A big building with lots of kids.
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My weekend is looking like a poorly organized herb gardener.

Nothing but thyme on my hands.
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A restaurant test-marketed its new line of breakfast sandwiches. They sold lots of Baconsters and Porksters...

...but almost nobody ordered the Hamster.
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I saw a bird today. It was eating a gluten free bagel.

It must be a Millennial Falcon...
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Son: Dad, | was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school.

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Son: A big building with lots of kids.
You gotta admit, that award was well deserved!
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Son: Dad, | was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school.



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Son: A big building with lots of kids.


That was so perfect. I was straight back to Flying High. (I think it was released as Airplane in other countries.)
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Only the Canadians got it and they're too polite to say anything.
Yeah, okay, I confess - I had to google him.....

Happy Birthday Frank!
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What did the stoned pirate say to es mate.

“I’ve got acute earring”
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