The New Joke Thread

[GordMay]

[CatNewBee]

Originally Posted by StuM

> Most people can't understand MATH, much less exponential equations. Unchecked with a infection rate of 2.3, the difference between 100,000 infected and 1,000,000 is less than a week.


And some people don't know what an infection rate is


Hint: It's not a "relative growth rate", "doubling time" or any other time based number.

Well, all that is a total misconception. Small minded people.

There is no infinite exponential growth in infections, the limiting factor is the population, it is not infinite. You may have 1.000.000 after a week, a billion after 2, good news of exponential growth is, its over after 4 weeks, no more uninfected people around.

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[LakeSuperior]

I saw an Australian cooking show and everyone cheered when the chef made meringue. It really surprised me.

Australians usually boo meringue.

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What type of accent does a fish have?

Finnish.

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This is so wrong...


How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

[LakeSuperior]

My friend claims that he can make the best red paint you’ve ever seen out of raw beef

It looks great, but it tastes only meaty ochre.

[LakeSuperior]

In news today, a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit completely made of mirrors.....

The police said the man apologized once he had time to sit down and reflect.

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