The New Joke Thread

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Originally Posted by GordMay

Early in my tech career, those of us in software development had to do our turn in tech support...I wish I had recorded some of the conversations!

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Mexican word of the day...

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A professor (named Dave) created a clone.
The only problem was the clone’s propensity for obscenity.
A scientific meeting high atop the Empire state building was in process.
They asked the professor to display the clone.
The audience was stunned at the remarkable display.
“What genius!” they whispered.
But the clone began to utter one obscenity after the other.
The professor was furious at being embarrassed in front of the assembled geniuses.
He took the clone to the window and threw him out.
Dozens of professors ran to the window and watched the clone hit the concrete.
The police were called.
The professor sneered: “It was a clone not a human. What are you going to arrest me for?”
The NYPD detective nibbled on his pencil a minute.
Then told the officers “book him.”
“What for?” asked the professor?
The detective said…….“Making an obscene clone fall.”

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An imam, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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