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capt jgw · 12-06-2020, 09:45

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Originally Posted by jeepbluetj

"I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly...."

(somebody's gonna get that....)

You just reminded me again how old I am.

smbdyiam2 · 12-06-2020, 11:36

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Originally Posted by socaldmax

I had an eye doctor tell me I would never see 2020. Now I wonder if I will see it through.

MicHughV · 12-06-2020, 14:22

to guys are standing on a dock at a marina taking a leak...

guy # 1, thinking to be smart turns to his friend an sez" dang, that water is cold"...

without skipping a beat, guy # 2 sez..." yep, and deep too"...

Captn_Black · 12-06-2020, 14:39

So I saw this and felt it was a perfect analogy for boat work

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/phot..._460svvp9.webm

Half Pint · 12-06-2020, 16:17

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Originally Posted by MicHughV

to guys are standing on a dock at a marina taking a leak...

guy # 1, thinking to be smart turns to his friend an sez" dang, that water is cold"...

without skipping a beat, guy # 2 sez..." yep, and deep too"...

And muddy at he bottom.

GILow · 12-06-2020, 16:17

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Originally Posted by JoeRobertJr

On the bright side, when the pandemic surges again in the fall, it will completely wipe out our alien invaders, because they have no herd immunity. So, we'll enjoy a month of relief before the asteroid completely wipes us out, too.

I feel so much better now, thank you.

smbdyiam2 · 12-06-2020, 16:26

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Originally Posted by Captn_Black

So I saw this and felt it was a perfect analogy for boat work

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/phot..._460svvp9.webm

one job always turns into 10. Now try to explain that to the little misses.

Captn_Black · 12-06-2020, 16:31

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Originally Posted by smbdyiam2

one job always turns into 10. Now try to explain that to the little misses.

We have a running joke about my spice rack job. Still not finished, though I did removed and clean the SS fuel tanks as part of it, and rebuild the entire sink area

smbdyiam2 · 12-06-2020, 16:38

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Originally Posted by Captn_Black

We have a running joke about my spice rack job. Still not finished, though I did removed and clean the SS fuel tanks as part of it, and rebuild the entire sink area

I like to tell misses that at the rates I charge while unemployed , I can't afford to work for myself. then I say that I don't have the money to have a repairman fix it so we just live with it till ------ trashed.