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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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Saw this on Qualified Captain. Not a joke but it really got to me

https://www.instagram.com/p/CAP3t6ZJCK0/
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Much depends on one's perception.
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Cardi B’s sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly

They call her ‘Cagey B’
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Does anyone else think it's wrong,

that only one company makes the board game Monopoly?
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The term "cannibal" is offensive.

They prefer to be called "humanitarians."
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