The New Joke Thread

[fxykty]

Why did the naked grizzly bear walk into a bar?









She knew she would look dumb in a dress

[Jamme]

The “duel” is getting interesting...
Saloon’s closing!!!

[chrisr]

i do not know if this is true (although found it on the internet so it MUST be true)...but i pray that it is !






cheers,

[Lost Horizons]

Originally Posted by chrisr

i do not know if this is true (although found it on the internet so it MUST be true)...but i pray that it is !


cheers,

Judging by “it’s parking fees” it is someone’s wet dream.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by chrisr

i do not know if this is true (although found it on the internet so it MUST be true)...but i pray that it is !


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cheers,

An old Urban Legend. ( note the Snopes date)



https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fa...ing-attendant/

[El Pinguino]

Originally Posted by StuM

An old Urban Legend. ( note the Snopes date)



https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fa...ing-attendant/

maybe that's why it has been posted in a joke thread...... sigh....

[scherzoja]

This joke thread is pretty interesting. Some things y'all come up are really funny: some are disgusting, some are vile racist crap, many I just don't get. But, hey, it's a joke thread, there is a lot in the world I just don't get.

The pictures, one-liners, and math jokes are the easiest to get through and often the funniest. I really liked the one with the picture of the vending machine with with the empty row at 404. I couldn't stop laughing.

What I can't figure out, and this just might be my obtuse nature, is if some of y'all are actually upset about not seeing the images and if the recent negative comments about lying and trolling indicate actual animosity or are y'all just being facetious?

It's a joke thread, right?

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by scherzoja

This joke thread is pretty interesting. Some things y'all come up are really funny: some are disgusting, some are vile racist crap, many I just don't get. But, hey, it's a joke thread, there is a lot in the world I just don't get.

The pictures, one-liners, and math jokes are the easiest to get through and often the funniest. I really liked the one with the picture of the vending machine with with the empty row at 404. I couldn't stop laughing.

What I can't figure out, and this just might be my obtuse nature, is if some of y'all are actually upset about not seeing the images and if the recent negative comments about lying and trolling indicate actual animosity or are y'all just being facetious?

It's a joke thread, right?

Disgusting, vile racist crap, did I miss something??

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1604036416

Mabee this one??

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1604036500

Couldn't possibly be this one.

[scherzoja]

Ah, uncle bob... the interview.. I laughed at that one almost as much as I laughed at the 404 joke.

Much better.

[sailorphil9]

THREE BLACK MEN

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin , a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The woke curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society.
'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said,
'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the
gallery?' asked the couple. '

Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.

'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all. They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

[sailorphil9]

James took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Jim. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.


Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Jim again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Jim lost his dollar.


The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Jim figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.


Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy

[ChrisJHC]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

And we could have a committee to oversee the direction of the thread, probably a steering committee as well and of course a chairperson!

Can I suggest this for the steering committee?


https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&u...AAAAAdAAAAABAD

[ozzieKochie]