The New Joke Thread

[Singularity]

Apologies for the political connotation in the Carter-Covid vaccine picture; it's a clip from the Onion satire site seeming in response to his conspicuous absence from the consortium pledge of other ex-presidents.


The Carter Foundation, as with the charitable foundations of practically every former leader, has served to reduce/eradicate all types of infectious diseases about the globe.

[Tayana42]

Originally Posted by Singularity

The Carter Foundation, as with the charitable foundations of practically every former leader, has served to reduce/eradicate all types of infectious diseases about the globe.

Now, if only we could get them to reduce/eradicate all types of political misstatements, political lies, political biases ... and politicians.[emoji6]

[Singularity]

Originally Posted by Tayana42

Now, if only we could get them to reduce/eradicate all types of political misstatements, political lies, political biases ... and politicians.[emoji6]

The world's first honest politician: "Cherries start green, then turn color to red."

Immediately a faction of 4% of the population formed to take down the delusional lying *astard, then the games really began.

[GordMay]

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[IslandHopper]

Should have listened carefully....

[IslandHopper]

[IslandHopper]

[chrisr]

and just to show we offend everyone equally...

An Australian man is seeking to join the Australian Federal Police.

The Sergeant conducting the interview says: "Your qualifications
all look good, but there is an Attitude Suitability Test that you
must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this
pistol, and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers,
six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?", asked the man.

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

cheers,

[Adelie]

There’s been enough politics.
This thread will be closed again for a bit.
Don’t open another Joke thread, we’ll just merge it with this one and and probably sanction the member doing so.

[Adelie]

Open again.

[Eigenvector]

a few

[JoeRobertJr]

Happy holidays!

[GordMay]

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by Adelie

Open again.

I perceive the moderators have repeatedly expressed the desire to have us practice proper forum decorum and to self regulate our content. Think before clicking on Submit reply.

Geez, its got to be like the frustration's our national leaders and health officials must be contending with when it comes the population simply following proper Covid-19 safety protocols. How many times do they have to impose restrictions and lockdowns before people will learn to comply with the expected norms.

Okay, meme time.