The New Joke Thread

[Eigenvector]

Math Joke

[Singularity]

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[Uncle Bob]

Gathering of the clan.

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1608185781

[MicHughV]

sound familiar ?

[Halifax Sailor]

So my daughter tells me this today when we are getting our first blast of snow for the year.

Last year she got lost in a snow storm. And remembered that I told her "...if you ever get lost in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and just follow it..."

She waited patiently, and a snow plow finally showed up. She got in behind it and followed it for about 45 minutes. Finally the driver stopped the plow, came back to her car and asked her "What are you doing?" She repeated what I had told her about following a snowplow if she got lost.

The driver nodded his head and said "...ok then. I am finished in Walmart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Costco?'

[MicHughV]

yep...that's me...

[chrisr]

Proof that Men Have Better Friends...



Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.



Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there...


cheers,

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

[MicHughV]

looks the nativity scene at my place

[GordMay]

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[Uncle Bob]

[Uncle Bob]

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...1&d=1608421310

[JPA Cate]

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
A bounder has found her, and plied her with cider,
And now she's the forest's prime evil.

Or,

Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
And an outsider has found her
And lay down beside her
And now she has blown him away.