The New Joke Thread

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This is the way.

[GILow]

Originally Posted by StuM

Veni, Vidi, Risit

Veni, vidi, vomosi I say.

Or, to quote Sir Terry, veni, vermi, vomosi.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by GILow

Veni, vidi, vomosi I say.

Or, to quote Sir Terry, veni, vermi, vomosi.

Ashley, that's veni, vermini, vomui


(I came, I got "ratted", I threw up)

[GILow]

Originally Posted by StuM

Ashley, that's veni, vermini, vomui


(I came, I got "ratted", I threw up)

Don’t call me Ashley. ;^)

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by GILow

Don’t call me Ashley. ;^)

shouldn't that be 'don't call me Shirley' ?

cheers,

[StuM]

Originally Posted by chrisr

shouldn't that be 'don't call me Shirley' ?

cheers,

Shirley, not.
"It's like déjà vu all over again." - Yogi Berra (?)

https://www.cruisersforum.com/forums...ml#post3090214

[GordMay]

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[Pelagic]

This is no joke, but we don't have a group stupidity thread.

https://www.facebook.com/11506774989...0700103512371/

[Franziska]

That's a heck of a lot of current with a heck of a lot of boats!
Lady Rover would not get through, looks like you need a serious amount of horsepower...

Originally Posted by Pelagic

This is no joke, but we don't have a group stupidity thread.

https://www.facebook.com/11506774989...0700103512371/

[belizesailor]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

This is no joke, but we don't have a group stupidity thread.

https://www.facebook.com/11506774989...0700103512371/

A bit chaotic, but they all got thru OK (at least up to where I watched)...except the little tug boat that couldn't...that was dumb.

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

This is no joke, but we don't have a group stupidity thread.

https://www.facebook.com/11506774989...0700103512371/

Doesn’t work for folks without FB.
Oh well, sucks to be us.

[Midnight Son]

Originally Posted by Adelie

Doesn’t work for folks without FB.
Oh well, sucks to be us.

I don't have FB and it opened for me, despite how security choked I'm running Firefox.

[Singularity]

Originally Posted by StuM

From Latin.
First and second "small part": minuta prima and minuta secunda.

From Babylonian sexagesimal, where Greek astronomers co-opted the Babylonian system, then adopted into Arabic, then from Arabic into Latin ~900 years ago.
https://mathshistory.st-andrews.ac.u...nian_numerals/

Babylonian Yo Mama Joke Is 3500 Years Old
What do virginity, beer, execution and ‘Yo Mama’ have in common? They are all the subjects of six 3,500-year-old riddles from ancient Babylon that researchers have deciphered but in many cases are still struggling to understand.

https://www.jpost.com/features/in-th...t-yo-mama-joke

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

This is no joke, but we don't have a group stupidity thread.

https://www.facebook.com/11506774989...0700103512371/

i'm not so sure about not having a 'group stupidity thread'. have a look at eg the "Vaccine Certification Restriction of Travel" thread !

cheers,

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Adelie

Doesn’t work for folks without FB.
Oh well, sucks to be us.

This rather long URL should work:


https://video-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/...73&oe=5FF11662