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Old 16-02-2021, 06:11   #14266
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A little know side effect?


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Scene: a 13th-century feudal uprising. Rebels are besieging the castle.

They manage to kill the eldest son of the Duke by knocking him off the ramparts with a lucky trebuchet volley, using as a payload the severed head of a peasant.



It was the first serf-face-to-heir missile.
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Scene: a 13th-century feudal uprising. Rebels are besieging the castle.

They manage to kill the eldest son of the Duke by knocking him off the ramparts with a lucky trebuchet volley, using as a payload the severed head of a peasant.



It was the first serf-face-to-heir missile.
Or a redneck revolt
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Scene: a 13th-century feudal uprising. Rebels are besieging the castle.

They manage to kill the eldest son of the Duke by knocking him off the ramparts with a lucky trebuchet volley, using as a payload the severed head of a peasant.



It was the first serf-face-to-heir missile.

omg...gota pay that one...

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