Cruisers Forum
 

Go Back   Cruisers & Sailing Forums > Scuttlebutt > Flotsam & Sailing Miscellany
Reload this Page The New Joke Thread
Cruiser Wiki Click Here to Login
Register Vendors FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Log in

Closed Thread
Page 956 of 998 « First 456856906946954955 956 957958966 Last »
  This discussion is proudly sponsored by:
Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about their products on Cruisers Forums. Advertise Here
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rating: Thread Rating: 8 votes, 4.38 average. Display Modes
Old 25-02-2021, 04:56   #14326
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,881
Images: 241
Re: The New Joke Thread






__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 05:05   #14327
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,881
Images: 241
Re: The New Joke Thread




__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 05:28   #14328
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,881
Images: 241
Re: The New Joke Thread

__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 05:32   #14329
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,881
Images: 241
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordMay View Post






__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 07:02   #14330
CF Adviser
 
Pelagic's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2007
Boat: Van Helleman Schooner 65ft StarGazer
Posts: 10,280
Re: The New Joke Thread
Great stuff Gord, thanks!
Pelagic is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 07:22   #14331
Registered User
 
Lost Horizons's Avatar

Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Seattle, WA
Boat: Island Packet 349
Posts: 671
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordMay View Post
What’s wrong with this picture? The finger that is supposed to be extended in the depicted scenario is completely missing.
Lost Horizons is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 08:17   #14332
Registered User

Join Date: Feb 2021
Posts: 22
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordMay View Post




The wind turbine could show calm days, the frozen ones in Texas, the manufacturing pollution/materials along with low lifespan, the dangerous maintenance, and maybe some sliced up birds and bats.
VWKDF is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 08:23   #14333
Registered User
 
sv_pelagia's Avatar

Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: British Columbia
Boat: Sceptre 41
Posts: 1,961
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by VWKDF View Post
The wind turbine could show calm days, the frozen ones in Texas, the manufacturing pollution/materials along with low lifespan, the dangerous maintenance, and maybe some sliced up birds and bats.
Funny, wind turbines work in much colder climes than Texas (Canada, Northern Europe)....
sv_pelagia is online now  
Old 25-02-2021, 08:33   #14334
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,881
Images: 241
Re: The New Joke Thread
Greetings and welcome aboard the CF, VWKDF.
It could, but that would be disinformation, not humour.
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 09:33   #14335
Registered User

Join Date: Dec 2015
Location: Minnesota
Boat: Vaitses/Herreshoff Meadow Lark 37'
Posts: 1,142
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by sv_pelagia View Post
Funny, wind turbines work in much colder climes than Texas (Canada, Northern Europe)....
Yep.

If you install the heaters, instead of getting cheap...
Jdege is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 11:17   #14336
Registered User

Join Date: Feb 2021
Posts: 22
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordMay View Post
Greetings and welcome aboard the CF, VWKDF.
It could, but that would be disinformation, not humour.

Thanks for the welcome. And I get it now, reply humorously like you.
VWKDF is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 14:51   #14337
Registered User
 
StuM's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Port Moresby,Papua New Guinea
Boat: FP Belize Maestro 43 and OPBs
Posts: 12,891
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Horizons View Post
What’s wrong with this picture? The finger that is supposed to be extended in the depicted scenario is completely missing.

All cartoon chararacters have three fingers and a thumb. The "being" portrayed in the cloud is nothing more than an imaginary cartoon character, so there is no missing finger
StuM is offline  
Old 25-02-2021, 14:52   #14338
Registered User
 
StuM's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Port Moresby,Papua New Guinea
Boat: FP Belize Maestro 43 and OPBs
Posts: 12,891
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by GordMay View Post
Greetings and welcome aboard the CF, VWKDF.
It could, but that would be disinformation, not humour.
No,that would be reality, rather than just more of your non-humourous greenie propaganda.
StuM is offline  
Old 26-02-2021, 06:18   #14339
Senior Cruiser
 
GordMay's Avatar

Cruisers Forum Supporter

Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,881
Images: 241
Re: The New Joke Thread
__________________
Gord May
"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
GordMay is offline  
Old 26-02-2021, 06:26   #14340
Registered User
 
Mickeyrouse's Avatar

Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Texas
Boat: Hinckley Bermuda 40
Posts: 861
Images: 5
Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptTom View Post
Well, some say it wasn't planned as a day trip. It only became one after photos of him at the airport started trending and he realized how bad it looked. Not saying that's what actually happened, but it explains a lot of the memes you may see.


That’s why we know and love him here in Texas as Flyin’ Ted.
__________________
Why won’t the money go as far as the boat will?
Mickeyrouse is offline  
Closed Thread
Page 956 of 998 « First 456856906946954955 956 957958966 Last »

Tags
boat

« Dream boat | Fin Keel Vessel: Antarctica to Victoria, Australia »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Advertise Here


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 14:17.

Contact Us - Cruisers & Sailing Forums - Sitemap - Community Rules - Terms of Service - Privacy - Accessibility - Top

Google+
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Social Knowledge Networks
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
close

Privacy Guaranteed - your email is never shared with anyone, opt out any time.


ShowCase vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.