The New Joke Thread

[GordMay]

I heard global warming is just a social construct.
If it weren't for our society, it wouldn't exist.


What if this whole Global Warming thing doesn't happen?
Boy, will that be anticlimatic!

Anyone who believes in climate change just believes whatever someone tells them to. They don't think for themselves.
I know that because Alex Jones told me so.

[socaldmax]

That's right.

[socaldmax]

Literally.

[chrisr]

cheers,

[chrisr]

cheers,

[Jim Cate]

^^^^

Damn, Chris, you're giving away Insatiable secrets right here on CF.

Jim

[fxykty]

Originally Posted by chrisr

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cheers,

My wife uses her SS coffee travel cup for wine (red or white, but rinsed before switching from one to the other), gin and tonic, and sometimes Kahlua and Baileys. No trouble when in public places.

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

^^^^

Damn, Chris, you're giving away Insatiable secrets right here on CF.

Jim

LOL...sorry about that (it's the same over here !)

cheers,

[GILow]

Originally Posted by VWKDF

The wind turbine could show calm days, the frozen ones in Texas, the manufacturing pollution/materials along with low lifespan, the dangerous maintenance, and maybe some sliced up birds and bats.

It could also be wearing a tinfoil hat.

[Uncle Bob]

Originally Posted by GILow

It could also be wearing a tinfoil hat.

Maaate, you leave us tinfoil hatters out of this.

[Supercat568]

1. Did you hear about the frog that was parked illegally?


He was towed. Toad.

It's better when you hear it instead of reading it due to the spelling of towed/toad.

So, bad jokes are now called dad jokes. Knowing that...

2. Do you know how to tell if a joke is a dad joke?

The punchline is apparent. A parent.

Another spelling issue...

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[Franziska]

Let me fix that for you :-)

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Liars...