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Old 28-02-2021, 15:59   #14371
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looks like you enjoy Scott Adams, ever hear his podcasts? Warning:: Scott is a huge Trumpist!
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looks like you enjoy Scott Adams, ever hear his podcasts? Warning:: Scott is a huge Trumpist!
Lol, is a Trumpist someone who enjoys blowing his own horn?
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Lol, is a Trumpist someone who enjoys blowing his own horn?
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trumpets, not strumpet.
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trumpets, not strumpet.
One you blow, the other ......
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Welcome to the United States all you new immigrants.......will it be better then where you came from?


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Dumbing down .......


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Remember school bullies.......

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Ready for more windmills............

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Having second thoughts about getting married........

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Yes, I like Scott Adams' work.
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What am I doing here?????


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What am I doing here?????


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I'm asking the same question!
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Name one thing made in China you can do without? I'll go first, Joe Biden.
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