The New Joke Thread

[Midnight Son]

I live in the Boreal forest, and damned proud of it.Best wishes all.

[Uncle Bob]

[Uncle Bob]

[Uncle Bob]

And now just one more....

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

And now just one more....
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Post of the year (to date!)

[toddster8]

Originally Posted by GordMay

Pre-Brexit:

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement, and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish.
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My niece was all over this when she was a kid and was totally red-faced pissed at the silly way her teachers made her spell things.

What the heck was this “cow” nonsense. She oughta know, because she had her own pet kao, and she darned well knew how to write it!

[chrisr]

since it's pick on germany at the moment...




(and we have 3 german grandchildren so we're allowed...)

cheers,

[double u]

...just in case the Krauts here on the forum are offended:
I hold our northern neighbours in high esteem, our mentalities are quite close, and I think that they do most things just like we do, only a little bit better. (This starts already with their use of our common language, which is in general pronounced & enunciated so much more precisely & correctly north of the "White-sausage-equator"). Our "derogatory" term for our northern neighbours stems from their military musician Johann Gottfried Piefke & is not all that derogatory, as we have a monument here in Austria erected in his honour, made, of all things, out of Corten steel.

[GordMay]

[GordMay]

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[tkeithlu]

Bad news about our fellow cruiser Socladmax. Apparently, a person he called "his woman" took offense at being thought his personal possession, and grabbed a knife. He held up a jar of mayonnaise and demanded that she make him a sandwich. It's been ruled justifiable homicide.

[socaldmax]

So there they were. Two multimillionaire members of royalty whinging to a multibillionaire media mogul on a TV interview about something or other. Probably about how rough their lives have been. I struggled and failed to give a damn.

Meanwhile in more interesting news, tkeithlu has vowed to go back to school and take a spelling class, since his name is actually spelled "Kevin."

[socaldmax]

Uh huh...

[tkeithlu]

Oh! Ouch! Damn! That's a mean mayonnaise jar swing you've got there.

Never could get that spelling thing right.

[socaldmax]

Poor Pepe...