The New Joke Thread

[Copacabana]

Something non-political

[S-V SAGA]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Hello everyone, sorry to interrupt the joke thread with business, but there have been some heartfelt complaints relative to political jokes, and as a result 11 posts have been deleted. I know it's hard for some of you, but please just hold back on the political jokes.

JPA Cate, moderator

YAY!

[double u]

"... there have been some heartfelt complaints relative to political jokes..."

...tells more about the complainers than about the jokes...

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by Copacabana

Something non-political [emoji3]

I guess I need a beer!
https://youtu.be/64mb_hUOb4g

[ptards]

Originally Posted by double u

"... there have been some heartfelt complaints relative to political jokes..."

...tells more about the complainers than about the jokes...

I'll own up to being at least one of the complainers. Didn't think CF's joke thread was a platform for an endless stream of political, religious, jingoistic ranting.
This went beyond just being jokes.

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[Pelagic]

Paul, I think we could all universally agree that Politics is a joke!

The problem is that the subtle political satire of Johnathan Swift, does not work well on the internet. [emoji4]

[OutOfControl]

A guy asked a girl in a university library:
“Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl replied with a loud voice:
“I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said:
“I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded with a loud voice:
“$500 FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!”

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy
whispered in her ear:
“I study law, and I know how to screw people”

[Montanan]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Hello everyone, sorry to interrupt the joke thread with business, but there have been some heartfelt complaints relative to political jokes, and as a result 11 posts have been deleted. I know it's hard for some of you, but please just hold back on the political jokes.

JPA Cate, moderator

The primary difficulty with political jokes is that all too often they get elected.

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by JPA Cate

Hello everyone, sorry to interrupt the joke thread with business, but there have been some heartfelt complaints relative to political jokes, and as a result 11 posts have been deleted. I know it's hard for some of you, but please just hold back on the political jokes.

JPA Cate, moderator

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cheers,

[Uncle Bob]

Given recent events this may be useful.

[Copacabana]

Originally Posted by Uncle Bob

Given recent events this may be useful.
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Ha ha. Love it!

[Pelagic]

Coming soon to a Theatre near you

[Pelagic]

So who has the Right of Way?

[JPA Cate]

Run, Theethil, run!

[LakeSuperior]

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him

To be fair though, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.